The 90s Was 30 Years Ago
Regular price $19.50
Half-Assed Your Birthday
Congrats You Guys!
Plot Twist! Congrats You Guys!
Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Sympathy
Sorry You're Dealing With This Turd Typhoon Sympathy
I'm Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Sympathy
Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day
Go Shawty! It's Sherbert-day! Birthday
There's A Party In My Pants And You're Invited!
Happy Birthday Ya Fancy Bitch
Happy Birthday Please Start Aging Like a Normal Human
Let's Get Day Drunk! For Your Birthday!
I'm Pretty Sure It's Your Birthday. Happy Birthday?
Look at all the things we can't afford!
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Here we go yo! Here we go yo!
Buckle up Bitches! Shit's bout to get real
Cheers To Another Shitty Year!
Screw Good Tidings we brought WINE!
Your unrelenting Holiday Spirit Bums me out
